A thrilling blockbuster Cocaine Bear film critique.

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And, ladies and gentlemen make sure you buckle your seats and take on a wild ride full of absurdity! "Cocaine Bear" is an unmissable ride in more ways than one. This film takes the "bear-y" true story and transforms it into an humorous horror film that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and wondering about the decisions made by bears and drug smugglers.
Cocaine Bear When we first meet the gorgeous Andrew C Thornton, played brilliantly by Matthew Rhys, you know you're in for a wild experience. Smugglers with flair elegant grace, as well as a aptitude for dropping his precious goods in some of the most unlucky spots. However, he didn't know, he was about to unbeknownst to himself create the mythology of the 20th century "Cocaine Bear!" Forget what think about bears and their dietary preferences. This film is bold in its stance and postulates that when bears take cocaine, they don't simply party; they transform into bloodthirsty beasts! Get over it, Godzilla it's time to welcome a new queen in town. And he's a bear with a habit of consuming powdered substances. Our cast of characters, such as the corrupt police along with the unlucky criminals and innocent citizens who failed to find their way from a plastic bag is sure to keep you stunned. Their collective incompetence truly is an amazing sight. If you're ever having a need for laughter think of how Detective Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell trying to figure out an issue without shooting each other. Don't forget to mention our brave adventurers, Olaf and Elsa. We're not talking about the pair taken from "Frozen." The two hikers come across the treasures of Colombian delights, and then before you're able to say "Bearzilla," they become those who are the most likely targets of Cocaine Bear's insatiable appetite. It's true, who really needs an Disney princess when there's an erupting, snorting bear in the wild? The film is a perfect mix of humor and terror which makes you laugh at each time, while clutching your popcorn in terror the next. Body count goes up faster (blog post) than hair in your neck as you'll cheer every death scene with an eerie enjoyment. It's something like watching National Geographic special hosted by the Grim Reaper. And now, let's talk about the ultimate showdown. Imagine a mighty waterfall over the backdrop, our fearless family comprised of Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry poised to confront The Cocaine Bear. The epic fight of the ages, complete with explosives, roars from the bear, as well as enough white powder to bring Tony Montana to shame. But just when you think the bear is done for and gone, there's an explosive cocaine explosion! Talk about a revival of famous proportions. It's true that "Cocaine Bear" may have certain flaws. Editing can be as unpredictable as a caffeinated squirrel, leaving you scratching your head and wondering if the film reel is used secretly as scratching point. You needn't be worried, viewers, for the bear's CGI really is top-of-the-line. That bear steals the show even though the team of editors seemed to being on a high themselves. This film is a mixture of double-crossings, tension and unexpected bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. Then, as the credits play and you leave the theater with a smirk on your face, be sure to remember the reviewer's final advice: Keep bears away from food, particularly not anything that contains drugs or hiking buddies. Trust me, it won't result in a happy ending for anyone. Take your popcorn, buckle yourself up and be swept away by the bizarre world of "Cocaine Bear." It's a truly unique experience which will have you in amazement, and pondering the significance of bears and their secrets of partying potential.